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Month: Apr 2020

30th Apr 2020 theshunt123

British Public Wake in Cold Sweat at 3am to Remember Brexit is a Thing

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Farage Flouts Lock-Down Rules to ‘do a Racism’, Claims Key Worker Status

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Wombles of Wimbledon Given ASBO on Gang Related Charges

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Johnson and Fiancee Name Newborn ‘Rona Cummings Rugger Johnson-Symonds’

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Priti Patel Cleared of Bullying, Celebrates by Giving ‘Nerds’ Wedgies

27th Apr 2020 theshunt123

Study Finds New Universal Constant: USB Plugs Never go in Right the First Time

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Pubs Closest to Downing Street to Open First When Lock Down Eases, Says PM

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Goverment Respond to Times: Puts Fingers in Ears and Goes “Nyaah Nyaah Nyaah”

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Voters Celebrate Return of Lord and Saviour – Johnson to Return on Monday

26th Apr 2020 theshunt123

Frodo Baggins Fined For Ignoring Lock Down, Says ‘Must Take Ring to Mordor’

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