
Month: May 2020


UK Government Relax Lock Down – Say Economy Can Now Go Outside and Play

Boris Johnson Finally Makes Decision on Cummings – Insists British Public Resign

Police to Investigate Bears Shitting in Woods After Saying ‘Cummings Might be Guilty’

UK Has Highest Death Toll in Europe – Brexiteers Celebrate Being #1 At Last

Parents to Clap Every Tuesday at 8pm for Roblox and Alcohol

As Government Says ‘Stay Alert’ we Ask, What is a Lert and How Can You Stay One?

Nation Shocked as Professional Spin Doctor and Liar Spins Web of Lies

10 Ways to Spend All Those Political Points You Scored Over the Weekend
