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Month: May 2020

31st May 2020 theshunt123

Coronavirus Refuses to Infect Durdle Door Thousands – Says it has ‘Standards’

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UK Government Relax Lock Down – Say Economy Can Now Go Outside and Play

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Boris Johnson Finally Makes Decision on Cummings – Insists British Public Resign

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Police to Investigate Bears Shitting in Woods After Saying ‘Cummings Might be Guilty’

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UK Has Highest Death Toll in Europe – Brexiteers Celebrate Being #1 At Last

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Parents to Clap Every Tuesday at 8pm for Roblox and Alcohol

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As Government Says ‘Stay Alert’ we Ask, What is a Lert and How Can You Stay One?

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Nation Shocked as Professional Spin Doctor and Liar Spins Web of Lies

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10 Ways to Spend All Those Political Points You Scored Over the Weekend

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Worst Dad in UK Says Second Worst Dad in UK ‘Only Did What a Good Dad Would’

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