
Month: Jun 2020


Boris Johnson Repainted Plane to be Renamed Air-Farce One

Boris Says Being Rear-Ended ‘Brought Back Fond Memories of Eton’

Breaking: Matt Hancock Announces ‘Hang On, I’m Nearly There, Two Secs’

Boris Johnson Declared Hero as P R Disaster Forces Him to Feed Starving Kids

First 300 C19 Vaccines to be Tested – Scientists Anticipate Superhero Origin Stories

Prince Andrew Says ‘Don’t Sweat it’ as US Demand Answers on Epstein Case

Daily Mail Shocked by Far Right – Claim They Didn’t Know People Read Their Paper

As Shops Re-Open, Primark Runs BLM Offer – 2 Gammons For the Price of 1
