
Month: Jul 2020


Matt Hancock Socially Distances Himself From His Brain

As Russia Report Pends, Press Remind Comrades that today is Jack Charlton’s Funeral

Argument on Facebook Changes Someone’s Mind For First Time Since 2006

Closest Ever Images of Sun Reveal Sun is on Fire, Very Hot and Yellow

UK Press Say Feeling Bloated, Leaving Toilet Seat up and Aids all Corbyn’s Fault

Priti Patel Launches ‘Face Smirks’ – Accused of Cashing in on Crisis

Comrade Boris Shits Pants as Russia Report Slips Through His Fingers

Bane Wears Mask to Rob Bank, Gets Commended For ‘Social Responsibility’
