
Category: News


Johnson Names ‘Turnip Shaped Like Thingy’ as Head of Inquiry into Russia Report

Sunak to use own ‘Kickstart Jobs’ Initiative to Steal Boris Johnson’s Job

Sunak Addresses ‘Worst Recession Since Records Began’ With £10 off Kebabs

Cummings and Boris’s Dad Remind Public “You’re All In This Together!”

Boris Blames Puppies, Little Old Ladies and Christmas for Coronavirus Failures

Boris Johnson Won’t ‘Take a Knee’ For BLM – Doesn’t Believe in Gestures

10 Tory MPs Confess Their Biggest Lies in Support of Johnson’s Whopper-fest PMQ

Breaking News: Prime Minister Lies to Cover Own Flabby Ass During PMQs
