
Category: Politics


As Russia Report Pends, Press Remind Comrades that today is Jack Charlton’s Funeral

UK Press Say Feeling Bloated, Leaving Toilet Seat up and Aids all Corbyn’s Fault

Comrade Boris Shits Pants as Russia Report Slips Through His Fingers

Johnson Names ‘Turnip Shaped Like Thingy’ as Head of Inquiry into Russia Report

Sunak to use own ‘Kickstart Jobs’ Initiative to Steal Boris Johnson’s Job

Sunak Addresses ‘Worst Recession Since Records Began’ With £10 off Kebabs

Boris Blames Puppies, Little Old Ladies and Christmas for Coronavirus Failures

Boris Johnson Won’t ‘Take a Knee’ For BLM – Doesn’t Believe in Gestures
