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David Icke Claims Tories and Royals are ‘Troll Faces’ in Human Form

David Icke, self styled truth-seeker and son of God, has revealed in a new book that he believes Conservative MPs and members of the royal family are not human after all but comedy troll faces masquerading as humans. Icke’s book, titled The Rage Face Agenda, claims that the Tories and royals are alien creatures evolved […]

Youtube’s ‘Pewdiepie’ Admits Covid-19 is the Greatest Social Influenza of 2020

Felix Kjellberg, better known as PewDiePie – a Swedish social media influencer who boasts 80.6 million followers on Youtube – has admitted that, while he remains the most watched star on the online video platform, he cannot beat Covid-19 when it comes to social influence. Kjellberg, who has been criticized for creating inappropriate and insensitive […]

As Elon Musk Denies Threesome With Heard and Delevingne, Men Everywhere Ask Why?

Latter day Howard Hughes, Elon Musk has categorically denied having a three-way sex romp with beautiful actress and star of Aquaman, Amber Heard and beautiful actress and model, Cara Delevingne. Men everywhere nodded knowingly upon hearing the news, smirked and said, ‘niiiice’, then asked Musk to give very specific details on what happened when he […]