


‘Tim Martin’s Face is Shrinking and Will Soon Vanish Completely’ Doctors Warn

David Icke Claims Tories and Royals are ‘Troll Faces’ in Human Form

Johnson Names ‘Turnip Shaped Like Thingy’ as Head of Inquiry into Russia Report

Sunak to use own ‘Kickstart Jobs’ Initiative to Steal Boris Johnson’s Job

Sunak Addresses ‘Worst Recession Since Records Began’ With £10 off Kebabs

Cummings and Boris’s Dad Remind Public “You’re All In This Together!”

Boris Blames Puppies, Little Old Ladies and Christmas for Coronavirus Failures

Boris Johnson Won’t ‘Take a Knee’ For BLM – Doesn’t Believe in Gestures
